Your argument is invalid. I don't care.
1. Facebook HOMEPAGE simply does not belong to you like MySpace.
Kalau kau tak suka apa kau baca kat situ, sila hide activity pengguna Facebook terbabit. Tak perlu nak bitchy kat profile dia. Oh yes, you can go let your anger burst in your blog, for sure. What you own in Facebook is your profile, not your Homepage. You SHARE your Homepage.
2. You don't share individual blog, unless you are permitted to.
Nama pun individual. Ikut suka hati orang tu la dia nak tulis apa. Kau tak suka, sila tutup. Tak payah baca. Dah tak suka, apahal kau paksa diri kau baca? Masuk exam ke? Kau kena bayar ke kalau nak baca blog tu? Then, kenapa kau bitchy kat penulis dia yang dia tulis tak best lah entah apa-apa la. Cuba kau tulis sendiri blog then orang bitchy kat blog kau. Suka?
3. If you are a man and bumiputera, you are the rightest person on the road eventhough you are drunk.
Jalanraya bukan kau yang punya. Bukan hak milik kau seorang walaupun kau lelaki atau warga tempatan. Go to h*ll la kau punya semangat racism atau gender discrimination. Kau lelaki so semua perempuan salah la? Kau bumiputera then bangsa lain tak reti drive la?
4. If you give signals on your car, the world will explode.
Kalau kau bagi signal kereta, kereta kau terbakar eh? Bodoh. Nak masuk jalan, nak potong kereta, nak parking kau reti tak bagi signal?
5. I know you are a big fan of metal punk rock rempit songs or whatever but for now, country is more preferable (for me at least).
Pernah jumpa headphone atau earpiece tak? I know itu telinga kau and I don't give a damn berapa ribu hertz kau nak amplify kan lagu pujaan kau but please, keep that to yourself. Aku letak lagu Miley Cyrus kat telinga kau kuat-kuat nanti mesti kau hangin plak en? Aku macam mana? Nak pasang kuat-kuat get a room la woi.
6. You are so ready to die but I am so not ready to follow you.
Kau bangga cari penyakit en sampai nak show off kepulan asap kau yang berbau semacam tu kat depan muka aku kan? Aku tak sedia lagi nak mati wei, amalan belum cukup. Dosa berbakul-bakul. Kau dah ready sangat tak payah lah heret aku weh.
7. It's 3 am and I intended to post a happy post but while I was trying to sketch on how my post looks like, I became furious because whenever I post something cheerful enough to make some people laugh, some (loyal) haters will bitch out somewhere. I have a wordpress now, where all the things that I suppose (some of) you hate to read will be posted there. The wordpress won't be linked to anywhere. It is the place of my own. Ha ha ha *evil laugh*.
Tapi aku lupa username. Oh crap.
Toodles.
footnote: Ligament boleh sakit eh?
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